Every single year
Me: I wonder whos in my class??!?!
*person walks in*
Me: OHHHHH HELLLL NOOOOOOOO
If ever there is a zombie outbreak
chaystar: Everyone I know are probably going to be like: But i’ll just be like:
altair-the-teapot: There’s a possum underneath my back deck (which is super small) Bby looks soooo hot, all I want to do is give it water…. I named it already too…..It growled at me when I tried to figure out what it was so I named him Malik. It’s so fitting.
vintague: i want money not a job
attractive person: i wish i was attracti-
me: get out
timeywhimeyydetector: things i don’t like children crying children children that talk too much children that whine about everything bratty children children in general restaurants filled with crying children
how fangirls communicate
Fan 1: AKJSHDKJAHSDKJSA
Fan 2: I know. I know. I understand.
Cesare is a little emo girl.
consultingpizza: algrenion: molto-bene-on-my-pene: littlerenaissancedavinci: I mean seriously. …. Open a new tab. Search emo girl. And now imagine his face on every last photo. Tell me that isn’t perfect. He’s an emo little princess. omfghhalp “its just a phase” “IT IS NOT JUST A PHASE” dad this is whO I AM